Presenting some memorable SB conversations. Hope u guys enjoy reading them as much as we had posting them :: scene: SB. around 2 in the night. 10th Oct. Players: Khota, CHANDRAMUKHI (c-mukhi), KP & QE Act I, Scene I *khotahimac…
Presenting some memorable SB conversations. Hope u guys enjoy reading them as much as we had posting them 
scene: SB. around 2 in the night. 10th Oct.
Players: Khota, CHANDRAMUKHI (c-mukhi), KP & QE
Act I, Scene I
khotahimachali: @Nme thinks CHANDRAMUKHI is RAHUL ABRAHAM MAMMAN
pendyal: @QE: she from delhi
khotahimachali: The reason is ..can u guess QE
pendyal: and maida khana is the name by which mamman used to call her in the prep course
QuintEssence: @KP..aha.. PT student
pendyal: and both of them have their names entirely in CAPS
Ok..the reason this conversation has been posted is not to show that the abovesaid b-skoolers are a darned slur on the repuatation of b-skoolers world-wide, but to show the level of intrigue a certain user named C-mukhi has generated
khotahimachali: RAHUL ABRAHAM MAMMAN = CHANFDRAMUKHI, this is my analysis
QuintEssence: u dint say eureka & dance naked
khotahimachali: Hey mukhiya uir becoming obscene 
khotahimachali: He is mostly naked in his room
khotahimachali: Hey QE are there only 4 of us here
pendyal: @QE: by now u wud have been booed down with shouts of obscene....@khita:
QE tera baat kar raha hai
estranged_gnrs: eeeeks!! un-boxer bhai pendy!!! eeeks!!
khotahimachali: Koi haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiii
now, return of the paleface
CHANDRAMUKHI: shut up guys
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khotahimachali.................................................. ...
QuintEssence: hey.. cant u see.. there are three guys, one girl (?) and one a$$ in this room
pendyal: oye khota...kya kar raha hai?
QuintEssence: i think its windows failure..khota ki registry ud gayi :D
The intellectual conversation continues with
CHANDRAMUKHI: shut up
CHANDRAMUKHI: guys be decent
khotahimachali: Why shud we be ., We WIMWIANS are not
CHANDRAMUKHI: thats pathetic
khotahimachali: We r the most arrogant guys on this planet
CHANDRAMUKHI: now i am going to teach u all how to be decent
There..the warnings been given plz note the near pleading of KP on khota's deaf ears
khotahimachali: Oh yah go on go onI love being taught
pendyal: oye khota...ab tak WIMWI ki izzat ka faluda kar chuke hai hum log....
QuintEssence: he loves being spanked..that khota
pendyal: ...by posting that we keep watching movies and all...i think we shudnt take it to new lows
CHANDRAMUKHI: learn to be quiet at times
khotahimachali: Heeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
CHANDRAMUKHI: neever say a nything that u wudnt like to say infront of ur daughters
Hey..wait a minute, did we read that carefully. Run it again, sam khota's daughters??
CHANDRAMUKHI: whenever u will have them that is
khotahimachali: ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
khotahimachali: oH MY GOD TIS GAL IS SO FUNNY
QuintEssence: ROFL ROFL ROFL
khotahimachali: IP i have really fallen dow ..did u not hear the thud
CHANDRAMUKHI: shhhhhhhhh
QuintEssence: daughters.. u mean his litter, right ??
CHANDRAMUKHI: stop doing that. kapde kharab ho jayenge na
khotahimachali: Pls pls mukhi crack some more
pendyal: ab bas bhi karo khota...we dont want to be looked down upon by our fachchas rite
khotahimachali: Like i care .Once they see frustram ...
QuintEssence: ROFL ROFL ROFL..khota's daughters.. khota's brood
pendyal: @QE: bas bhi karo yaar...my stomach is aching...cant take it anymore
khotahimachali: I have to brood on this one
QuintEssence: waise pale-face..what did khota say that he shouldnt have said before his daughters ?
khotahimachali: Yah what did i bray, i mean say
pendyal: abt me being naked in my room....
QuintEssence: ROFL ROFL ROFL
QuintEssence: ok..u cant tell 'em that uncle KP is naked in the next room & his door is unlocked, eh!
pendyal: afterall why do u think he is called an a$$?
Now, nothing more to add really. Just as a post script, since C-mukhi had stormed off.. here is the end of conversation
QuintEssence: nah KP..that was juss awesome..khota's daughters ROFL ROFL
pendyal: @"WIMWI's flag flying high"? ROFL...@QE: yeah...man that was juss too gud
khotahimachali: I got dauhgters -WOW
khotahimachali: When u hold that bundle of joy in ur paws it is a feeling out of this world
pendyal: not juss one or two..an entire brood....
khotahimachali: And then u think it is all praya dhan --kisis aur ki amanat
pendyal: @khota: ROFLMAO ROFLMAO...
We would leave here with KP's suitable response to a stimulating conversation.
Moral Of Story: PG rocks! SB rocks harder
Oye QE--washing dirty linen in public .....
khota
There you go.... Edited
So why don't you update it with more of the greatest hits? Make it a regular feature!
:D
atleast 1 hit a day is a must pendy sire........
the above line of gms epitomises the cumin festival days.enjoiiiii
yaar QE do not wash dirty linen in public....and at least keep up the pretense ki Bschools mein padayi hothi hai!!
well dis thread talks about da SB hits....we all know PG is filled with insane ppl making insane posts..n we are kinda proud of dat aren't we
today SB saw da most insanest of shouts ever posted in da history of PG ....well i might be getting carried away but da cramps dat i am still suffering from... coz of laughing my khota out winessing da shouts..is a witness to dat...
i'll CCP some of the excerpts from da shouts... but before dat
Standard Disclaimer - Get ur jugular veins insured ... the characters of da shouts mentioned below are in no way responsible for any medical damages and post death funeral expenses (if someone dies laughing)
Characters Involved
Linnet aka Maa Durga henceforth referred as L ... (wherever reqd)
Succhipucchi aka da sympathiser henceforth referred as SP ... (wherever reqd)
kool aka da ice cream wala henceforth referred as K (wherever reqd)
pronto aka da rival ice cream seller hence forth referred as P (wherever reqd
curtz-imi ur narrator n henceforth referred as C (wherever reqd)
so here are da selected shouts -
*linnet says she wants icecream*
*curtz-imi shoutsssssssss ICEEEEEEEE CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM*
*kool gives ice cream to all...nd says ki aur mat maangnaa*
*curtz-imi gulps down da virtual ice cream n xpresses virtual satisfaction*
*linnet demands pro her icecream*
*linnet says icecream...icecream*
SP - i am wit linnet ice cream ice cream
*curtz-imi joines da ice cream chorus*
*kool shouts ice cream waala ice cream le lo.ice cream*
*kool shouts 10 rs ki ice cream le lo...ice cream waala*
*curtz-imi says oye ice cream wale chocolate falvour wala ek cup dna *
SP - i want cornetto butter scotch
*kool says its free fr succhipoochi*
*linnet says she wants buffercone-doublescoob*
L - blackcurrent with butterscotch
*curtz-imi says oye yeh galat baat hain suchi ke liye free aur humhare liye inflated price..ye tanashahi nahi chalegi *
*kool says to linnet abey thele waaale ke paas novelties nahin milti*
*kool gives black current butter scotch to linnet*
*kool give cornetto to succhi also hands one more cornetto as 1+1 free scheme*
*linnet says i said black current at the bottom & butterscotch at the top*
*curtz-imi says kool beta teri bizness ye scheme dete dete thapp ho jaegi :razz:*
*pronto asks anybdy wants garma garam icercream..*
*kool tells linnet same is given to her*
*pronto tells linnet kool sells ghatiya icecream...*
*linnet says u messed it* (narrator's comments da fun starts here)
*kool protests pronto wrong way of marketing*
*kool looking fr feedback frm succhi in anticipation*
*linnet throws the icecream on kool's face*
P & C - @ kool
*kool pledges not to give nything to linnet in future :angry:*
*linnet and succhi starts beatin kool*
*curtz-imi joins da hate campaign n helps linn n suchi in their wwf moves *
*linnet give kool a stunner*
*linnet then gives kool a ddt*
*kool has no answer to all this*
SP - kool is stunned
*kool is helpless*
*linnet says kool prepare for the rock bottom*
*curtz-imi saya kool RIP !!!!*
SP - wats ur fav flower kool
*pronto says kool had a wonderful time today...roflmao..*
*kool won't be able to take dat much have mercy on him plz*
C - @ suchi lolzz funerals plans aah he he
P - suchi its April fool
*linnet declares kool as loser*
*kool asks linnet cum durga maiyya to show some consideration*
SP - u still havent told me wats ur fav flower
*linnet shows him some consideration calls for medical help*
K - @succhi give 4 options yaar
SP - heheheheheh a very kind maa durga we have .. hmm lily,rose,daffodils n orchid...orchids
*kool dosen't require ny aid given by linnet haaaah*
P - @kool lal fool peela fool neela fool aur kaala fool
SP - oh wait orchids are costly
*curtz-imi says insanity @ it's best *
K - @succhi does this question carries -ve marking???
SP - noe kool tell me ..no -ve marking for u.. ...special considerations
*linnet sends medical help back this time gives kool rockbottom*
*curtz-imi says mar gaya bechara *
SP - oye phele phool toh chun lene do
*pronto says agreed..!!*
K - ok lemme do by eliminating options ...jasmine is out
SP - sastha walla hata diya
P - @kool hint: try rule of alligation..
*curtz-imi says bada bahadur banda hain marte marte bhi apna phool select kar raha hain*
SP - maa durga hope u sharpening ur talwar
*kool asks linnet to wait yaar...i m answering question can't u see*
SP - n one more wat colour shud ur coffin be
K - ok its lily then
SP - gud i like lily too ill enjoy laying them on u
K - @succhi mujhe jalla dena yaar
SP - den phul kiss khushi mein chun raha tha .. maa u ready
K - @phul toh tumne chunne ko diye the....to assess my character
SP - but yaar kool on a senti note mein iss hath se tumhe kaise jalun .. i cannot do it yaar...jo haath tumhare liye phool chune hai wohi haath....
*linnet says suchi don waste money on flowers give him leaves*
*kool shouts linnet uss icecream mein fault kya tha*
SP - oh yeah dry ones it will easier to burn him
K - @succhi ruk yaar main abhie jeeyoonga
*linnet says don worry let me do the honours*
SP - okie linnet i wont stop u
K - @succhi i m still
SP - kool gud yaar very optimistic still has hopes that he's still gonna survive
P - @kool gentlemen die young...
*linnet thanks suchi for the wonderful opportunity*
*curtz-imi *bows* *wows* *faints laughing* *regains consciousness* *reads da archives again* *faints again laughing**
Continued in da next post
continued from da previous post
SP - kool one imp thing we totallie forgot ..wats ur aakhri wish
*linnet reminds kool givin him a stunner shez undertaker's daughter*
*kool geared myself with hockey in my hands to fight with linnet*
SP - maa se panga
K - @succhi i'll live everybody shouts long live kool
*linnet breaks the hockey in one kungfu shot*
*kool sees linnet nd realize dat he can't riase his hand to hit a girl
*curtz-imi says then beta kool tapak jaa *
*pronto reminds ...kool forgets maa linnet gotta talwar*
*linnet says kool in few minutes u'll realize u don even have a hand*
*kool will save himself matrix style*
SP - but kool dood maa not going to get impressed ... ill collect his hands in basket .. need it for the hall of frame in pg
*kool asks linnet wat was so wrong in dat ice cream???*
*curtz-imi says matrix ka reminder maa ki talwaar hain tu to gaya *
*linnet will strike in godizalla style*
*pronto says these girls are cming right from KILL BILL or what..??*
SP - rem kool maa has created matrix
*kool is the one*
*linnet says thurman mine's cheli*
SP - oh yeah he is indeed the one jis ka ram naam saty hai hone walla hai
*linnet prepares for the final blow*
P - ab tu to shaheed ho gaya kool:biggrin::biggrin:
*kool is also ready to defend*
SP - lets maintain silence
*curtz-imi says ram nam satya hain*
SP - oye the phool has also come on time .. i have half litre petrol also
*kool asks linnet wat was wrong in dat ice cream u have to tell me*
*curtz-imi says kool already dead..now his ghost is speakin*
SP - height of optimizm .. kool mana padega yaar
K - pehle linnet ko batana padega fir yeh banda khushi khushi shaheed ho jaayega
*linnet crowns herself asthe victor*
*curtz-imi hands linn her crown *
*kool jumps nd kick at linnets crown crown fell and up for the grabs again*
*suchipoochi the lily flowers*
*suchipoochi kool u forgot u have no hands*
*linnet says u didn't give me a buffer cone*
*kool tells linnet dat he told her b4hand dat novelties not available!!!!!!*
*suchipoochi its a reminder never mess wit gals when it comes to ice cream*
K - succhipoochi tu kiski taraf hai decide kar
SP - mein saachai ki taraf hun
*linnet laughs at kools daydreams*
*suchipoochi agree wit linnet*
*curtz-imi says oye kool tu marta kyun nahii *
*linnet now buries kool*
SP - hey lin he wanted to be burnt
*curtz-imi says Kool RIP!!!!!*
*curtz-imi says koi gal nahi chalo aag laga dete hain *
*kool abey zinda jalaooge kya*
*linnet burns kool*
*kool arey ruk tujhe jo icecreamkhaani hai woh milegi*
*suchipoochi shouts in dispair n agony*
*kool shouts aag bujhaao..pronto bacha le*
*suchipoochi is cheering*
*linnet says bhaktjano says mai rulz*
*suchipoochi oh look kool waving from the clouds*
*kool is now ashes...and every yr australia and england fight for kool*
*suchipoochi three cheers for linnet*
*curtz-imi says mai rulzz*
*pronto says for another round of icecream..*
*suchipoochi thats cuz linnet n suchi were kinda enough to start the ashes series in memory of kool*
*kool 's aatma says maai rulezzzzzzz*
uffffffffff dat was it...never knew CCP was such a pain in da khota...now for da ppl still reading it..first of all kudoz... now u have been officially recognized as da 'Most Vella Person in PG' n well dats not enuf u also take away with u a special prize 'da pagal of the year' award
*can see shakespeare..einstein..hitler... clapping from their grave.. n osama from his cave.. *
also for pagals who didnt find dis funny...go n check ur sanity levels..may be u aren't insane enuf to be eligible to be called a PGite ...
neeways before am banned from PG for posting such insane stuff ... lemme take ur leave..but yeah promise to be bak with even more insane stuff coz if one has to find insanity of da best quality he/she/they/it will find it here ;)
Proud to be Insanely Different
ciao..
da insanest of em all 😉
meri to good morning ho gayi yeh padh ke
par yeh to bata do yaaron ki "wat was wrong in dat ice cream????"
Rohit
That was amazing...
@ Rohit -- Arre, thik se padha nahi, kya? Linnet ko buffer cone nahi mila
...Isliye kool ko shahid hona pada
]man m i being missed on the SB these days..i guess no but seriously guys tht was so funny.we dun have kool among us now..boohooo booohooo.kriya karam bhi ho gaya bechare ka..ram naam satya hai....
whoa! never knew that linnet knows stunner, rockbottom and 47 other dangerous WWF words :wink:
since kool ...has officially been buried, he has no business getting online again. we dont wanna be stalked by ghosts 😁
ahh curtz baby...nice work to pen the entire conversation down...:D ....with the killing humour in the shouts..i know it moight not hav been a pain in the neckkkk....
and yeah i want to disclose one thing....
KOOL will be back...:snipersm:
he'lll arise from the grave....for another rounda ice-cream..:biggrin:
QuintEssence Sayssince kool ...has officially been buried, he has no business getting online again. we dont wanna be stalked by ghosts :D
wats happening :wow:....ppl are planning my ouster or wat???.....watever it is kool will always be there.....
curtzi gr88 job...kudos to u....
and this is to lt all of u know dat we have closed our icecream business....and gonna start vada pav business....
@curtzi........Will u take pain to post the entire convo which took place between u me and sammmy the other day???????
uffffffffff dat was it...never knew CCP was such a pain in da khota...now for da ppl still reading it..first of all kudoz... now u have been officially recognized as da 'Most Vella Person in PG' n well dats not enuf u also take away with u a special prize 'da pagal of the year' award
Jai ho curtz baba ki
. All of you win a free trip to Agra Mental Hospital - sponsored by me**Conditions apply. You'll have to get to Agra by yourself, I'll only pay for the Rickshaw fare from Agra Railway/Bus station to the Mental asylum. anuragxp will have the right to collect the free kambal and other goodies on your admission in the asylum, no return fare will be paid
Ayee bhaiiiiiiiiii .............
bas kar bhai......
mujhe bhi thodi si ice cream khila de bhai...............
bahoot dino se ice cream nahi khaya
kudos 2 budhooo
nice job
well done
keep that spirit alive , throbin & kickin in u
coz we gonna need ur services again
and once again
MAI RULZ
nice job
well done
keep that spirit alive , throbin & kickin in u
coz we gonna need ur services again
and once again
MAI RULZ
This Story aint great ...but we just wanted to put ourselves (SBites) on this thread.
*denish sneaks into the box*
*kool: Denish hands up, stay where you are, dont move*
*denish fires at kool :snipersm: *
*Mahip arrests denish for kool's murder*
*denish bribes mahip *
*Mahip books denish for bribing him*
*denish and mahip try to strike a deal :argue: *
*Mahip finally takes the money and makes denish sarkari gawah*
*Mahip tells the court that kool was a terrorist and killed in an encounter*
*denish and mahip convince the judge that kool was a drug peddler*
Mahip:
denish:
*Mahip looks for kool's ghost*
*denish and mahip goto jail for contradictory statements *
*denish looks for a torch to help him look for mahip to help him look for
kool's ghost whichis difficult to look for*
*Mahip breaks the jail, runs away but will be back tomorrow morning *
*Mahip leaves denish with kool's ghost *
*denish strikes a deal and becomes the jailor*
*kool asks yeh kya hua hai yahaan par*
*denish just got arrested for killing kool*
*kool is alive...*
*denish is shocked, he has been framed by mahip 😞 *
*kool: denish has been booked under the attempt to murder kool*
*Mahip laughs at denish's innocence *
*denish has no trust in our judiciary system, he saw Virudhh yesterday*
*Mahip has run away taking denish's money*
*kool asks densih why did he opened fire on him*
*denish pledges revenge .. he looks for his guns*
*kool is happy with the job done by mahip..he orders mahip to be made dig*
*denish gets justice, the hard way :2gunfire: *
*kool will interrogate denish after dinner*
*kool 's police opens fire on denish...and kills him in encounter :2gunfire: *
*denish pleads innocence*
*kool gets medal for killing dangerous terrorist denish*
*denish is a smart guy, chemical engineers die hard ...*
*kool is going for dinner*
*estranged_gnrs awards kool the cowardice cross!!*
*denish has planted clones all over the world, he is at home, chatting on the internet*
*kool accepts the award *
samsite: @all kya chal rahan hai
samsite: @denish which is more apt chatting over the internet or chatting on the net?
*denish is the chief guest a the function, awarding kool for killing Denish*
The End !!
This Story aint great ...but we just wanted to put ourselves (SBites) on this thread.
*denish sneaks into the box*
*kool: Denish hands up, stay where you are, dont move*
*denish fires at kool :snipersm: *
*Mahip arrests denish for kool's murder*
*denish bribes mahip*
*Mahip books denish for bribing him*
*denish and mahip try to strike a deal :argue: *
*Mahip finally takes the money and makes denish sarkari gawah*
*Mahip tells the court that kool was a terrorist and killed in an encounter*
*denish and mahip convince the judge that kool was a drug peddler*
Mahip:
denish:
;
;
;
The End !!
KOOL Story
koi mujhe ye samjhao...har SB superhit main bechara kool kyun marta hain
ciao..