This was written on my company’s billboard for suggestions : “Do not take life too seriously , you will never get out of it alive” .
Most anticipated CAT results are out and like each year some aspirants are happy ,some are sad ,some are depressed and some are signing up for a petition against Prometric and IIM-I . This year people appear to be more adamant on their stand than ever,which is a good sign and I am sure all this aggression shall muster something out of the responsible authorities. Ohh wait !!! Did I just said “responsible” , I must have meant authorities who are responsible for this chaos .
But friends take a breather ,chill macha !!! . I enjoin all of you who are hurt and sad from their results to look for avenues which are not depressing to say the least. These are few one liners from my side which are on lighter side and are written just for fun :
1. Only thing abnormal about CAT is its “Normalisation Process”.
2. CAT is conducted with the help of experts and technicians who hail from a country called “Sarcastic”.
3. Once Aryabhatta wrote CAT and he scored a whopping 55 percentile as his score was 0 .
4. CAT RC’s are full of philosophical themes such as “Karma kiye ja ,Fail to tu hoga hin ” for the obvious reasons .
5. Only words truer than “Kasam se ” are NON DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT .
Laugh at these if you think it’s okay to be joking again. Try to be cheerful and stop stressing on your future for few days . Go on a trip or for a couple of movies with friends & colleagues and let yourself relax. Try to soak in what really has happened and then figure out what is next .
Do comment below with more one liners and jokes and help some cheeks in the process.