One dingy room. One table. Three chairs. Two potent against one warrior. One for the interrogator (External)…who decides your fate…all d six months u slogged…an she’ll take just 5 minutes to rate u on it. One for the terrorizer (Internal)…The internal provides the background information which will degrade all your self respect…if u have any left…as if the external needs moral support to rag you!!! And the last for the warrior, the lone criminal of academics…who “mar mar ke” attends throughout the SEM to manage a “decent” attendance of 75%…even if d teacher is a “shot”…”chaaps” assignments better than a photocopier…stays up late night to complete them…misses important movies, series, quality chat and hangouts…but still days before the final slaughter of exams…is still convicted for not having his “concepts” clear!!!!
The Interrogation:
FBI Agent: Tell me how the organization works!!! Criminal: (Silence) FBI Agent: (Screaming) I say tell me how it works!!! If you are a part of the organization you should know how it works!!! Criminal: (After long pause)… Sir…Sir… I don’t know…I just read the instructions…I just do whatever is told to…I know no more than that… FBI Agent: I don’t care. We will not let you out unless you answer. We know you know it. Explain…How????…Why????…Where????? Criminal: (Staring blankly) FBI Agent: Your silence is not helping you. Answer quick or else endure 3rd degree torment!!!
The Viva:
External: Tell me how the circuit works!!! Student: (Silence) External: (Louder) I repeat…explain the circuit. If you perform the experiment you should know how it works!!! Student: (After long pause)… Ma’am…Ma’am… I don’t know…I just read the Techmax…I know only what is there in it…I know no more… External: I don’t care. We will not let you out unless you answer. Explain…How????…Why????…Where????? Student: (Staring blankly) External: Your silence is not helping you. Answer quick or else come next SEM again!!! The student like the criminal has nothing left in his defense. Sad but true tale of every unfortunate student stuck in MU!!! The criminal is physically screwed…and we mentally…May all our minds rest in peace someday…
Please engrave the following words on my grave-
R.I.P.
“Finally she sleeps without a textbook in her hand…”